Oh man, make no mistake, I do not mean to imply that pursuit of Aphrodite Pandemos, isn't a noble, meaningful and rich goal, but it's simply too safely within the limits of my aspiration for love.

Let's adoringly chase the unreachable appreciation of the highest ceilings; Aphrodite Urania, the original Aphrodite.

Not the simple daughter of Zeus and Dione, married to Hephaestus, but a queen of heaven born of the froth from the genitals of the dying cosmic sky, Uranus. Aphrodite Urania is the offspring of Cronus' castration and murder of his father, as he usurped his celestial throne.

As his testicles fell into the ocean, the water foamed and the deity associated with appreciating the Heavens, the purest Goddess of Love, was born. Let's worship her.